dear santa, you must be surprised that i”m writing to you today, the 27th of december,that because i try to level up fast and not time for your letter.. well, i would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, i wrote you my letter. i asked for a baium’s ring,earring of zaken,queen ant’s ring, and girlsss hot girlsss for me also.. i destroyed my brain duing quest and xping the whole year. not only i was the first in my clan, but i had the best grades in the whole alliance. i”m not going to lie to you, there was no one in the clan that behaved better than me, with my clanmates, my friends, my enemy friends, and with my enemies. i would go on errands, and even help the low level players and noobies. there was virtually nothing within reach that i would not do for humanity. what balls do you have leaving me a ***king yo-yo, a stupid whistle and a pair of socks. what the *** were you thinking, you fat son of a *****, that you”ve taken me for a ****er the whole ***ing year to come out with some **** like this under the tree. as if you hadn”t ***ed me enough, you gave that little ****** across the l2 street so many items that he can”t even see into on his inventory please don”t let me see you trying to fit your big fat *** down my chimney next year. i”ll *** you up. i”ll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you”ll have to walk back to the ***ing north pole, just like what i have to do now since you didn”t get me that ***ing itemmm. f*** you santa. next year you”ll find out how bad i can be, you fat ****suker. • character name ino • character class sagittarius • character level 79
