Where drama?! @Sindi ofc!

lf ressurection on drama, do something sindy

 

hello!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

why sindeya? biggest drama queen is princess hax.

 

ok now it's on. it's on, i know what will happend.

hax will come here and because he's too dumb he's gonna read fenris instead of logy. he's gonna think fenris called him princess penelope (sounds better then princess hax).
since sindy will see the recent spam in this thread, a qq hormone will emerge and she'll start sharing with us some kilometric explinations about some recent event involving her, princess penelope and any other random that happends to be in the picture at the time.
* sindy's story is almost always true and very very recent (it can only vary from dinosaur times to the modern day so you can easy locate it in time).

now here comes the good part, sindy's gonna try to move the discussion into the future and mention the word bot as an abreviation from robot.

dolan will respond instantly with his bot-detect dolan super-senses and without any relation to the discussion present at the time, he will share with us the situation from naia (although he doesn't play there).
* dolan is also an expert in nuclear fusion and astronomical projections.
** he can also count to three. (90% of the time without mistake)
*** there is a rumour that dolan and kardi4ki were both abandoned in a wood when they were small and survived being breast-fed by topless. they later founded a city (dolanya na`botu was named) but it was /fail so they left.
**** i wish i was in their place next to topless's big heart

around this point in time some new created user with a name made up by bashing your face on the keyboard will enter a conversation with sindeya in which he tries to explain to her/the world that sindeya actually ****s and that those little dots that he has hanging are in fact testicles but he suffers from a mild case of sh.ittardism and we shouldn't discriminate him for being stupider then a brick.

moving on... then sidney engages into a head to head cat fight with some of the other forum girls from l2, rest of the forum gets hard... at work to farm adena.
* my personal cat fights would be sidney vs raindeer pauli, first i was thinking vs suzume but then again, suzu is ovp. would be imbalanced.

patri puts a nice picture. nobody flames her cuz she pulls the real life card. and nobody can throw a rock that far. so no solution to win.

then all these people fastly exchange some "private conversations" which they are quickly browsing and print-screening with the mindset and backbone of a lizard.
* tip for the noobs: if you look carefuly in each printed conversation there's 2 row's saying: you gonna not tell anyone, yes?
why yes ofc, lol

during all this awsome forum action pony is trying to read and keep up to date but eventually his eyes surpass his brain and he collapses into coma. fortunetly raindeer pauli will throw a bucket on him or smth to wake him up while suzume explains the rest of the story.
* secret tip for noobs, being offended by my words hax and pony start crying in a corner together and vowing again eternal friendship and virginity to each other.

seeing that the discussion is getting heated troy comes and starts doing some ghandi sh.it to us to calm us down using his unnaturally calm abilities.
* it only gets me agitated in the end.
** troy is worst budhist priest ever.
*** he likes pineapples.
**** hax has secret crush on him.

like a shark drawn to the smallest scent of blood fenris appears from the depths of the cave. he says some random sh.it trying to offend everyone.
* nobody gets offended.
** fenris gets offended cuz nobody else felt offended.
*** he beats dolan.
**** sepsa looses dkp randomly

out of the shadows lotus the rusky appears and starts writing some logical good sensed stuff. before anyone can take him into a discussion about that he disappears like the yeti.
* it pisses me off. it's unhuman man to come here write some good sensed sh.it and disappear before anyone gets a chance to retaliate. it's like auto win using script.


sidney's opposition starts winning dragons.
calamity happends:
sidney writes her 100 km post which she was writing since she was young.
* she's still young so it's like a paradox... get it? get it? ofc not you're too dumb!

the core population comes to read her bible. half of them die of thirst in the middle of reading it. the balance of power shifts and she can farm again.

the end.

legend for moro.ns who can't figure it out (explaining nicknames):

dolan - alarion
sidney - sindeya
princess penelope - hax
suzu - suzume
raindeer pauli - boobs
fenris - fenris
fenris - fenris
pony - alleyes... god damn it just change name to pon-pon.

 

nice story

 

30 hours without sleep man, the brain (or lack of) is pretty disturbing when tired.

 

wzf??? go to sleep there is an important match today!!!

 

ye, i go grab few hours of sleep but is no problem, i play better tired cuz brain goes overload trying to focus on the action and doesn't get distracted :d

 

crazy wizards...

 

if i'm not the druglord anymore your stories **** hell! now go ask sorry to all of this guys you bad boy. ok i was joking, nice story again


ps: i like pineapples!

 

holy mother of jezus christ hell. really this sht can only come from you or brutae and either way i even had to read it in your voice and accent.

/you win for today :d

 

hell won the internetz today...sorry tikoo hell - share the candeh!

 

10 more lines in the story and you would win my "mother of text walls"

why you revealed my strategy? :<

 

did you just compare me to brutae? i will report you for real life insult.

 

what the hell is going on here , it's been a sad month for the heartbreakers community lost their main voice on the forum .
so , what's cooking today ? the year of 2013 , summer time , topless ppl without socks everywhere - ewww .
back to the question you had in mind to ask , dear pokemons is the greatest clan of all times - heartbreakers - the pride of california and east europe , the second pantheon in athens is going to play again ? the answer sadly is no - the men has decided you creeps doesn't deserve the presence of the light in your hearts . sadly i have to announce that the evil forces of ncsoft had prevailled and pulled back in the fight the greatest soldiers of all times - the l2 titans , those who were cursed to walk the barbarian lands and conquer in the name of l2 greatness .
greatings from chronos , the land of chubby checkers and evil snitches , the land of nova , the greatest clan of all times (after hb) . all you pricks who wants to taste the hurricane come along and throw a pm to cheer you up!

for sindeya - dunno you look funny , don't know you , killed you few times , u said like bad gear , so i'm like - whatever , u cool anyway .
for troy - dude u r the epicness deep pocket in the history of l2 (after nerven) . keep it up , love from naia .
for pony - stop scamming .
for dobo - whatever dude , take it easy with the killograms , at your height you should be 40 kilos less , just saying .
for alarion - what's up homeboy , i was thinking they hate meh , but i was wrong - they hate u ***** .
for fenris - dunno who that was , hi anyway.
for zairakh - another victory of heartbreakers.
for patri - u still hot .

wish all the ppl of core all the baust , be strong , be cool , be awsome , cuz just the fact u had heartbreakers as enemy clan makes you better people . so try your best and be better people .
dammit , almost forgot hax - heya buddy , still think u r good at l2 ? shut up. another victory of heartbreakers .

another victory of heartbreakers.

 

im mby noob... but what or who is heartbreakers? this discussion is about outofcontrol and blackswans and now i see here "heartbreakers" .... im kinda confused ....

 

+ wtf doing nova discussion here :s

 

tryin' to steal the spotlight from hell and me. go 10 pages pliz!

 

i find his dementia to be quite entertaining. funny guy :d